What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?